The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping1 in the desert, had set up their tent2, and were fast asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger woke his faithful3 friend.
   "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
   Tonto replied, "Me see millions of stars."
   "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.
   Tonto pondered4 for a minute.
   "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets," he said, and paused.
   "Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo; time wise5, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three," Tonto continued.
   "Theologically6, it's evident that God is all powerful and we are small and insignificant in the whole of things," he suggested.
   "Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow," Tonto concluded.
   What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" Tonto asked politely.
   The Lone Ranger was silent for a moment, then spoke:
   "Well, Tonto, I was pointing out7 that someone has stolen8 our tent!"

from Lynn & Patti